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I have been a huge failure at blogging lately. And by lately I mean for the past few months. The worst part of it – I have no good reason.
And so i was going to try and make some sort of triumphant return. I was hoping to hire some exotic dancers and a [...]
Not that I’m into beastiality. And if you are, yeaaaah I’m judging you. I judge people. It’s kinda my thing. That and using poorly constructed sentences in blogs.
But yeah: BEARDS!! Ugh… so hot. So masculine and scratchy. I think I probably love them just because it is the one thing guys can do that [...]
My last year of university I gained a TON of weight vie sushi bingeing and a rigorous routine of sitting and studying. I’m not exaggerating, I gained 30 lbs in two months. That was enough for me to be all “Leggings are appropriate for all occasions right?? RIGHT???” because I refused/couldn’t find any cute pants to fit.
It was [...]
My cousin is getting married.
About a year ago, if you had asked her if matrimony was EVER in her future she would have been all “BAHAHAHAHA. Get out. No, seriously, leave my home.” She would then have punched you. Or stabbed. I’m mostly terrified of her.
And on Friday, I attended her bachelorette party. [...]
We have these family friends. This big, loud italian family that my entire life have been our closest family. Only, you know, we are in no way related. At all. And yet they are loud and opinionated in the same way my family is and when you have 10 loud opinionated people in ages from 9 to [...]
Lady B and her Twitter ranting
- Are guys who link their Facebook and Instagram unaware of the fact I can seem them liking pictures of halfnaked girls ever 30 seconds? 11:35:01 AM May 16, 2013 from web ReplyRetweetFavorite
- Dear 45 year old women with Taylor swift curls and short sundresses- no one is fooled. No one. 08:46:25 AM May 16, 2013 from Twitter for iPhone ReplyRetweetFavorite
- @YarnBallClock i honestly dont know..... but the very fact that I'm confused about it means there has been some sort of societal shift. 04:10:08 PM May 15, 2013 from web in reply to YarnBallClock ReplyRetweetFavorite
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