People are all “Robert Pattinson, SEXIEST MAN ALIVE” and I want to take one moment and challenge that. Because it is regoddamneddiculous.
Anyone with any sort of sexy parts should just sense that the truly sexiest man alive is actually a neurotic middle aged jewish man.
In particular, this one:
RIGHT?? LOOK AT HIM!
And [...]
Written by: Lady B on October 16, 2012.
I am trying to pack for a work trip to New York (which makes me feel really, really grown up) and am pretty much having an existential crisis because I’m trying to keep my packing to carry on items only. And I am FAILING. Horribly.
Why?
Shoes.
For I think the second time in this [...]
Written by: Lady B on October 9, 2012.
My stupid doctor has confirmed that I am going through a depressive episode and that maybe I should meditate. That was when I punched him in the balls.
Okay I didn’t punch him in the balls but I must have been making one of those faces where my intentions are SUPER clear because he sort [...]
Written by: Lady B on October 2, 2012.
It is common knowledge that bloggers are batshit crazy. Dooce. The Bloggess. Hyperboloe and a Half. All cray. So when I have breakdowns I like to think of it as receiving an exclusive invitation to the crazy party.
If you had a time machine and travelled back in time to meet me five years ago [...]
Written by: Lady B on September 21, 2012.
So Manfriend, Miss K and I went to a concert. A really, really awesome concert. Seriously, if you don’t know the Arkells, you should. Their lead singer is adorable and I just want to kidnapp him and keep him in one of those old-timey steamer trunks.
The concert itself was GREAT. Not so [...]
Written by: Lady B on August 30, 2012.
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