Why are we called A Total Waste of Heels?
Because, honestly, you can probably dress us up but you can pretty much only take us one or two places. One of them is a strip club. Extensive shoe collections have done very little in the way of classing us up, but have ensured that until you speak to us, our reputations remain untarnished. Unless you’re Lady B who fell while doing the running man at the office party in six inch platform heels.

Even silent, that’s pretty image ruining.

B, as described by Miss K:

Funny, sarcastic, vivacious, intelligent and crazy – none of those words describe B. She’s just insane. But, she does have a sweet twitter fan club, a passion for marketing and creative ideas, and making babies cry. When she’s not busy making multiple pathways through the mess that is her room, B’s shooting squirrels out of trees, broadening her glee hair doll collection, and handing out resumes at the local “leisure time club”.

Miss K (who continues to be awesome but never bothers posting because shes a douchecanoe):

She is our extraordinary  African Princess contributer. She has a tendency to laugh at attractive men and likes long walks on the beach and Pina Coladas. That last part isn’t true. She once saved a polar bear from drowning by diving into the ocean and swimming it back to the shore. Unfortunately the bear was super hungry and attacked so she had to kill it using only a rubber band and her awesome boobs. In the near future she is  going to take over the marketing and advertising world but at the moment she is tanning and causing oil spills.

B + K are two of the [self-proclaimed] best shoe collectors in the city, and never miss out on a good opportunity to gossip, gawk and profess their feelings on some outrageously funny, but realistic topics, including – but not limited to shoes, love, friends, and finding a career that they’re passionate about.

Both are slightly insane you should probably run if you see us coming towards you. We may or may not be dressed like drag queens.

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