It’s like “Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego” only I don’t have a cool trenchcoat and I’m super white

I feel like I should start this blog post being all “IM SO SORRY!” what with the whole not posting. Only, I’m not all that sorry because I haven’t had anything to write.

Not in the “I’ve fallen into a big dark hole of awfulness” kind of way but in a “I really like my life lately and I’ve been sort of living it” way.

A Total Waste of Heels was born of a lack of creative outlet for me and Miss K. And when Miss K got a job in Marketing, she was all “Peace OUT!” and I trudged through on my own because I still needed it. And up until the last several month, I really did need it.

I needed a place to say what I was thinking but couldn’t express. A place to be passive aggressive and attempt to be funny.

Only, lately… I’m not as mad and as stifled as I used to be. I get to be creative at work. My time with Manfriend is amazing and holy shit I’m like 100 days away from our wedding. I have friends that I spend a ton of time with and a Dog that I have full blown arguments with until I remember shes a dog and she isn’t making any kind of valid points and thus I WIN.

I’m sorry I’ve disappointed some of you.

Maybe I’ll blog more in the future. I don’t really know. But right now, I’m really enjoying my life and I suck at documenting my own happiness.

Which is totally something I should talk to a therapist about. OR I could, you know, just keep enjoying shit…

I love the bejeebus out of you people who spent time here and thought I wasn’t just another crazed jerk on the internet and I still read your blogs cause they are hilarious and messed up and awesome and I’m 100% sure that the internet will get by without me.



AKA Lady B

AKA your real mom.

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6 Responses to It’s like “Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego” only I don’t have a cool trenchcoat and I’m super white

  1. says:

    Yeah. I haven’t blogged in months. Damn life getting in the way.

  2. Vapid Vixen says:

    Uh waitaminute. Don’t we get a say in this? Don’t we get the option to choose how you spend your real life minutes? If you had any kind of empathy in that cold soul of yours, you’d know we need you more than a crack whore needs her pipe.

  3. Jaime says:

    miss you, but super glad you’re happy!

  4. Elizabeth says:

    Totally understandable. I’ve gone through that phase too.

    I’d be wallowing in happiness if I were you. I can’t seem to document my own happiness either.


  5. L.A. says:

    I might cry without you. I hope you still tweet because then we can still have obscure conversations about talons and dogs and tampons and Tatum Chaningsonman. Not necessarily at the same time. But still.

    Plus, if you totally disappear, I don’t know how I’ll get that gold-peeing unicorn to your wedding, WHICH I AM SO OBVI CRASHING.

    Seriously. I miss you already.

  6. Valerie says:

    Live your life girl!! But share the happy too! ;0)



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