From the monthly archives: July 2012
These are all things I’ve said to Paige that, at some point, Im pretty sure someone has said to me or one of my friends during the first days of…. discovering womanhood? Yeah lets go with that rather than “awkward teenage sex”.
“Please try to keep it in your mouth, you’re making a mess”
“No [...]
1) People who wear Maxi dresses and a blazer and think this is appropriate for formal business attire.
Seriously ladies? This is like putting a tophat and monocle on Zac Galifinakis and telling me he is a gentleman. It just doesn’t work. You aren’t Nicole Richie and you can’t pull it off. Fuck, SHE can’t [...]
I promise that this wont become a puppy blog where I dress Paige up in hilarious but adorable getups like a tiny Amelia Earhart or a mini Kanye West. Mostly because I’d be too busy dressing myself up as a plane or Kim Kardashian and forget to take pictures.
But I have almost nothing to [...]
Sooo…. Manfriend and I have been talking about getting a dog for AGES. There was a lot of back and forth about costs and whether or not I could handle the responsability, given The Great Fish Depression in 2003, The Passing of Bunny in 2008 and PLANTpocolypse 2011 (I kill things.)
And we kept putting [...]
Lady B and her Twitter ranting
- @porterairlines sooo what happens if I miss my flight??? 02:41:21 PM May 21, 2013 from Twitter for iPhone in reply to porterairlines ReplyRetweetFavorite
- @flyporter sooo what happens if I miss my flight?? 02:32:25 PM May 21, 2013 from Twitter for iPhone in reply to flyporter ReplyRetweetFavorite
- @JenbugTweets Im like 24% sure it's a nude of some chicks back. And it's terrifying. 06:25:32 AM May 21, 2013 from Twitter for iPhone in reply to JenbugTweets ReplyRetweetFavorite
Other Stuff We’ve Written
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