From the monthly archives: December 2011

Christmas Shopping OR Why I want to use your baby to beat you up

By On December 20, 2011 · 16 Comments

I, much like everyone that isn’t some sort of Christmas hoarder, have waited until the last minute to get Christmas gifts.

Which means my brother is probably going to get a half consumed bottle of Lime Vodka for Christmas and I’m giving my dad a card with only “I didn’t get pregnant AGAIN this year [...]

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Things I want to write in my company Christmas cards

By On December 14, 2011 · 3 Comments

I’ve signed my bosses name in approximately 500 Holiday cards in the past three days. As I churn out the godawful attempts at mimicking my bosses signature, I can’t help but feel an overwhelming need to occasionally write something other than “Wishing you well in the year to come”.

Things like the following

- “Wishing you a [...]

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A Love Letter to December

By On December 9, 2011 · 2 Comments

Guys. Have I ever mentioned how much I love December? Because I friggen LOVE DECEMBER. I become I giant child and most people probably want to smother me using my rabbit shaped hat. Which makes me look all kinds of adorable. Don’t judge me.

I love the giant fluffy snow flakes and being a little [...]

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I’m thinking about throwing my dirty dishes off the balcony

By On December 2, 2011 · 4 Comments

You know when you really need to do something and you WANT to get it done but you CANNOT START FOR THE BLOODY LIFE OF YOU?! And the fact that you can’t start cleaning makes you more anxious about the mess and suddenly you’re screaming BUT WHO WILL CLEAN THE CUPS?!?! while sobbing pantsless under [...]

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