So it’s halloween weekend. It is the official “holiday” of dressing as a slutty version of things that aren’t even borderline sexy. I miss the days when it was the day of the year you could go to the lady who had Alzheimer’s house 10 times in a row to get extra candy. You didn’t do that? [...]
Here is the thing- Hats can be fashionable. They are, at time, excellent accessories.
At other times, they are an excellent way to indicate to the world that you are, in fact, a douche nozzle.
For Example – Hats in a Bar
Here is the thing, inside the bar, it’s not cold. There isn’t excessive [...]
I’ve been having what you could call a trying few weeks. Life choices and screwed up plans have sort of dominated everything and given I am FANTASTIC at handling stress… it has been…. interesting?
See dad, I TOLD you I could be tactful online. Suck it. (kidding, love you)
Today was a bit more exhausting than [...]
Manfriend: Are you eating goldfish crackers?
Manfriend: Wait… there are like six left. Did you eat that whole bag today?
Me: Stop judging me. Why are you judging me?
Manfriend: You have an addiction. You can’t keep doing this. It isn’t healthy.
Me: Is this the point where I’m supposed to shout at [...]
This may sound insane but: In blogging, I am VERY aware that there is a line. If you have been here before you’re likely seriously confused as previous posts are about such enlightening things as “Which 5 cartoon characters would you sleep with?” and “Don’t make eye contact with genitals”.
You’re probably sitting at home [...]
Lady B and her Twitter ranting
- Are guys who link their Facebook and Instagram unaware of the fact I can seem them liking pictures of halfnaked girls ever 30 seconds? 11:35:01 AM May 16, 2013 from web ReplyRetweetFavorite
- Dear 45 year old women with Taylor swift curls and short sundresses- no one is fooled. No one. 08:46:25 AM May 16, 2013 from Twitter for iPhone ReplyRetweetFavorite
- @YarnBallClock i honestly dont know..... but the very fact that I'm confused about it means there has been some sort of societal shift. 04:10:08 PM May 15, 2013 from web in reply to YarnBallClock ReplyRetweetFavorite
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