So it’s halloween weekend. It is the official “holiday” of dressing as a slutty version of things that aren’t even borderline sexy. I miss the days when it was the day of the year you could go to the lady who had Alzheimer’s house 10 times in a row to get extra candy. You didn’t do that? [...]

Here is the thing- Hats can be fashionable. They are, at time, excellent accessories.

At other times, they are an excellent way to indicate to the world that you are, in fact, a douche nozzle.

For Example – Hats in a Bar

Here is the thing, inside the bar, it’s not cold. There isn’t excessive [...]

I’ve been having what you could call a trying few weeks. Life choices and screwed up plans have sort of dominated everything and given I am FANTASTIC at handling stress… it has been…. interesting?

See dad, I TOLD you I could be tactful online. Suck it. (kidding, love you)

Today was a bit more exhausting than [...]

Manfriend: Are you eating goldfish crackers?

Me: Maybe.

Manfriend: Wait… there are like six left. Did you eat that whole bag today?

Me: Stop judging me. Why are you judging me?

Manfriend: You have an addiction. You can’t keep doing this. It isn’t healthy.

Me: Is this the point where I’m supposed to shout at [...]

This may sound insane but: In blogging, I am VERY aware that there is a line. If you have been here before you’re likely seriously confused as previous posts are about such enlightening things as “Which 5 cartoon characters would you sleep with?” and “Don’t make eye contact with genitals”.

You’re probably sitting at home [...]