I sit next to a young man named John.
He isn’t really all the young.. I think he is like 3 years older than me and today he came in to work wearing what he wore yesterday and looking a bit haggard.
But just saying “I sit next to John’ makes me sound like a [...]
I’m a little claustrophobic. Like, a lot claustrophobic. Tiny spaces give me hives. When I feel like I can’t stand up straight in a space, it’s terrifying. You can only imagine how a recent camping trip with lady B went, since we slept in tents.
Oh, and I’m 5’2.
Despite the tents’ best efforts [...]
Have you ever written something on your blog late at night, drunk on popcorn and lust for Colin Farrel, only to re-read it at noon the next day?
And when you read it you worry that at some point the night before, at approximately the exact moment you wrote that late night blog, you had [...]
Manfriend and I went to a movie last night in an effort to remain “hip” and “with it”. Because apparently at 24 we are old. His words. Not mine.
So we chose Fright Night. Because nothing says “up to date with pop culture” like a remake of a movie starring a man who I can’t remember [...]
Are all ya’ll ready to watch me geek out HARD?
My favorite movie growing up was Newsies.
Never heard of it? Here, watch this. I’ll wait over here. Doing the exact dance moves from the movie because I memorized them at the age of 11.
Recognize someone in there? Perhaps Christian Bale? Yeah Batman. [...]
Lady B and her Twitter ranting
- Are guys who link their Facebook and Instagram unaware of the fact I can seem them liking pictures of halfnaked girls ever 30 seconds? 11:35:01 AM May 16, 2013 from web ReplyRetweetFavorite
- Dear 45 year old women with Taylor swift curls and short sundresses- no one is fooled. No one. 08:46:25 AM May 16, 2013 from Twitter for iPhone ReplyRetweetFavorite
- @YarnBallClock i honestly dont know..... but the very fact that I'm confused about it means there has been some sort of societal shift. 04:10:08 PM May 15, 2013 from web in reply to YarnBallClock ReplyRetweetFavorite
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