Let’s be honest. I’ve been missing for quite some time. My mum insists that I do laundry on the weekend, meaning my mount Everest of stale clothes only gets tackled every 7 days. On top of that – having to separate my loads by colour is just offensive. Why can’t the machine just know that [...]
Today I signed the lease to my first grown up apartment. I’m so excited I nearly vomited on a stranger on the walk over. For realsies though. But the near vomiting was more because he smelled like he was a month or 48 overdue for a sponge bath at the crazy house.
The place is [...]
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