From the monthly archives: October 2010
I’ve had the worst writers block for the past two weeks, and to be honest it isn’t gone so if I’m not making any sense, drink some tequila and it should at least seem more coherent. Or terrifying. It could really go either way.
For the past week there have been horror movies on pretty [...]
Ladies and gays, I did something I shouldn’t have done. It was bad.
And I feel awesome.
You see those shoes in our masthead? Those shoes are the love of my life. My unattainable holy Grail of shoes.
Well today I bought them. Okay not the exact pair because those cause around $700. But the [...]
Well Lady B is actually sleeping in a shoe store tonight, so that’s partially true. She decided finding an apartment in the city was too much effort, so her time is currently divided between a wicked workplace..and the local shoe emporium. She tells me the fake ugg boots make great pillows.
I, on the otherhand, [...]
Not that I’m into beastiality. And if you are, yeaaaah I’m judging you. I judge people. It’s kinda my thing. That and using poorly constructed sentences in blogs.
But yeah: BEARDS!! Ugh… so hot. So masculine and scratchy. I think I probably love them just because it is the one thing guys can do that [...]
My last year of university I gained a TON of weight vie sushi bingeing and a rigorous routine of sitting and studying. I’m not exaggerating, I gained 30 lbs in two months. That was enough for me to be all “Leggings are appropriate for all occasions right?? RIGHT???” because I refused/couldn’t find any cute pants to fit.
It was [...]
Lady B and her Twitter ranting
- @porterairlines sooo what happens if I miss my flight??? about 14 hours ago from Twitter for iPhone in reply to porterairlines ReplyRetweetFavorite
- @flyporter sooo what happens if I miss my flight?? about 14 hours ago from Twitter for iPhone in reply to flyporter ReplyRetweetFavorite
- @JenbugTweets Im like 24% sure it's a nude of some chicks back. And it's terrifying. about 22 hours ago from Twitter for iPhone in reply to JenbugTweets ReplyRetweetFavorite
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