My mom and I were in the car and she looks at me and says “did you know there is a family nudist resort near your brothers university?”

Is that not one he’ll of a conversation opener?

My mom is trying to figure out if you get naked before they check in or after? Or [...]

My poor, poor dog. Well, my parents dog. I think I’ve introduced you to him before; he’s the emo sheltie that gives dirty looks and has serious short term memory loss. As in every morning, when we come down the stairs he barks at each one of us for like five minutes because he forgot [...]

You know how there is sort of an acceptable method of alerting someone to the fact their zipper is down? The “dude” and nod towards their crotch area?

Is there one for when you realize the creepy dude that’s hitting on you with his wife has a rip in his too tight jeans and [...]