So facebook alerts you to the upcoming birthdays of your friends. It’s supposed to be helpful and awesome but in reality I find it mostly exhausting. I rarely manage to post some sort of congratulatory message on someones wall (YAY you didn’t die and your mom let you live after 37 hours of labour that [...]

Have you ever seen an episode of “I didn’t know I was pregnant”? Because I have. In fact I was glued to a marathon of it. Why was I stuck there? Well in case you didn’t catch the real meaning of the title, it’s about people WHO SUDDENLY HAVE BABIES. Like they think they need [...]

So my brother was traded to a city approximately 42 hours away and his awesome girlfriend was all “Lets go to wonderland” which is a seriously kickass amusement park.

I just re read that and it sounds like we’ve traded my brother randomly for some other kid for no apparent reason. Which would be awesome because I would demand [...]

SO We moved because we are big fat sell outs. And by fat I mean beautiful and perfect.

If you are mad well then you clearly have not been here long enough. We are unemployed, poor and willing to sell both our souls and first borns in order to buy new shoes.

I had a [...]