So I came onto wordpress.com to do some housekeeping, check the stats and giggle to myself about Miss K being an ugly tranny.
She’s lying by the way, shes a totally hot lady. But I was there the last time she decided to look like she was born a man. It was amazing. It was like [...]
Okay fine, you can’t have my Aussie cousin, but I am proudly selling tapes of him and I have normal, boring conversation – just because his accent is awesome. seriously, get him to say ‘awesome’, and you’ll fall over in a fit of giggles, I’ve seen grown men do it.
My sister is pretty awesome [...]
So I’m crazy busy at the moment and haven’t had a chance to actually sit down and write I figured I would recycle. Some of you might remember my old blog, and I’m being lazy and stealing from it. So if it sounds familiar, you’re not insane. Well its possible you are, but im the [...]
Are you ugly? Because if you are, you’re probably a terrible driver. And those of you bold enough to outwardly express your attractiveness, I tip my hat to you and your ability to make my driving experience more pleasant. I don’t know why I’ve never noticed this before, but I was recently visiting family and [...]
So I walk to work because I am a passionate environmental activist. I go to protests and sit ins and stuff in between my time driving my hummer and throwing rocks at dolphins. Those douches think they are so much smarter than us….
So today I was walking to work in the pouring rain. I’m [...]
Lady B and her Twitter ranting
- Are guys who link their Facebook and Instagram unaware of the fact I can seem them liking pictures of halfnaked girls ever 30 seconds? 11:35:01 AM May 16, 2013 from web ReplyRetweetFavorite
- Dear 45 year old women with Taylor swift curls and short sundresses- no one is fooled. No one. 08:46:25 AM May 16, 2013 from Twitter for iPhone ReplyRetweetFavorite
- @YarnBallClock i honestly dont know..... but the very fact that I'm confused about it means there has been some sort of societal shift. 04:10:08 PM May 15, 2013 from web in reply to YarnBallClock ReplyRetweetFavorite
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