A Total Waste of Heels

It’s like “Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego” only I don’t have a cool trenchcoat and I’m super white

Lady B — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 15:07:03 +0000

I feel like I should start this blog post being all “IM SO SORRY!” what with the whole not posting. Only, I’m not all that sorry because I haven’t had anything to write.

Not in the “I’ve fallen into a big dark hole of awfulness” kind of way but in a “I really like my [...]

What the *&#% happened to December??

Lady B — Wed, 09 Jan 2013 14:47:42 +0000

December was insane. Completely and utterly insane. It went by so fast that I’m a little bit worried I’m in a coma and that all this is a dream and its actually still June 2012 and I’ve been hit by a car because I ran in to traffic to avoid my godawful old job.

The [...]

I think I’m like the priceline negotiator. He just hands shit out right? His boss should fire him…

Lady B — Thu, 13 Dec 2012 20:43:48 +0000

I’m going to tell you guys my shameful secret.

I’m a TERRIBLE negotiator.

Because I’m nice.

RIGHT?! You’re probably all “Uhm B, 90% of the time you’re filled with rage and general disdain for the human race” and I’m all “YEAH! People make me so angry I want to slap them with frozen river trout! [...]

Emily Post is rolling in her grave. Shes the one who judges bad manners right? Yeah. She’d be mighty pissed.

Lady B — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 16:32:54 +0000

I am starting to think that I work with a large group of lovely people that were raised by motherfucking wolves. And those wolves were raised by Britney Spears. During the headshaving period. The “shaving her legs in the pool” era.

Maybe I’m crazy, but as a child, were you taught to chew with your [...]

I think this is the 15th blog post featuring goldfish crackers. Also – HI! I’m Back. Missed you.

Lady B — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 19:50:19 +0000

SWEET HOOKERS ALIVE YOURE STILL HERE?!?!

Blah blah blah I’m the worst ever but I love you and I missed you all and I’m sorry I did that thing again where I go away without even leaving you a text message or a post it or a messenger fox.

I sort of really love my [...]