I feel like I should start this blog post being all “IM SO SORRY!” what with the whole not posting. Only, I’m not all that sorry because I haven’t had anything to write.
Not in the “I’ve fallen into a big dark hole of awfulness” kind of way but in a “I really like my [...]
December was insane. Completely and utterly insane. It went by so fast that I’m a little bit worried I’m in a coma and that all this is a dream and its actually still June 2012 and I’ve been hit by a car because I ran in to traffic to avoid my godawful old job.
The [...]
I’m going to tell you guys my shameful secret.
I’m a TERRIBLE negotiator.
Because I’m nice.
RIGHT?! You’re probably all “Uhm B, 90% of the time you’re filled with rage and general disdain for the human race” and I’m all “YEAH! People make me so angry I want to slap them with frozen river trout! [...]
I am starting to think that I work with a large group of lovely people that were raised by motherfucking wolves. And those wolves were raised by Britney Spears. During the headshaving period. The “shaving her legs in the pool” era.
Maybe I’m crazy, but as a child, were you taught to chew with your [...]
SWEET HOOKERS ALIVE YOURE STILL HERE?!?!
Blah blah blah I’m the worst ever but I love you and I missed you all and I’m sorry I did that thing again where I go away without even leaving you a text message or a post it or a messenger fox.
I sort of really love my [...]
Lady B and her Twitter ranting
- Are guys who link their Facebook and Instagram unaware of the fact I can seem them liking pictures of halfnaked girls ever 30 seconds? 11:35:01 AM May 16, 2013 from web ReplyRetweetFavorite
- Dear 45 year old women with Taylor swift curls and short sundresses- no one is fooled. No one. 08:46:25 AM May 16, 2013 from Twitter for iPhone ReplyRetweetFavorite
- @YarnBallClock i honestly dont know..... but the very fact that I'm confused about it means there has been some sort of societal shift. 04:10:08 PM May 15, 2013 from web in reply to YarnBallClock ReplyRetweetFavorite
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