So since starting the new job, I’ve developed leg hives, a stomach ulcer and gained 15 lbs (which should be hard to do with the ulcer but I am nothing if not competitive and I wanted to make that ulcer my bitch by eating everything under the motherfucking sun. Like a challenge to see of [...]
Written by: Lady B on May 18, 2012.
Seriously I’m going to need to start paying one of you guys to hassle me to write on this damned thing. The weirdest part is that I check the site every day as if I may be sleep blogging which is highly unlikely as when I’m sleeping I’m usually to busy dreaming about being at [...]
Written by: Lady B on April 25, 2012.
I have two brothers. One is the evil genius type. If Kim Jong Il had picked his heir by sheer evil-geiusness, Jar-Head (brother) would have been his logical choice. And we would all be dead. My other brother looks like the halfway point in the “evolution of man” chart and plays hockey. He’s [...]
Written by: Lady B on April 6, 2012.
I want to be all NO ONE WARNED ME ABOUT WEDDING PLANNING. But to be fair: everyone warned me.
I didn’t freakout over the whole dress thing. I saw one, I tried it on, I spun around like a princess and made weird chipmunk noises and pretended it has been made by woodland creatures and [...]
Written by: Lady B on March 13, 2012.
Ooooh heey…. It’s me… How’s it going?
Sooooo… this is awkward.
I kind of developed a mild phobia over my blog. Because I’m all kinds of amazing at being neurotic.
At the beginning of February I started a new job. And I did that thing I do where I’m all “IM GOING TO BE A MOTHERFUCKING ADULT” [...]
Written by: Lady B on March 10, 2012.
Lady B and her Twitter ranting
- RT @MindBIow: Leonardo DiCaprio never died in Titanic. Last scene: him going underwater. 1st Scene in Inception: him waking up on a beach. about 3 hours ago from Twitter for iPhone ReplyRetweetFavorite
- RT @julie_hillier: @beausaphine and all of her #shuttlecocks http://t.co/LcZxnfb9 about 4 hours ago from Twitter for iPhone ReplyRetweetFavorite
- @KeenanHodgson not. Fact. about 5 hours ago from Twitter for iPhone in reply to KeenanHodgson ReplyRetweetFavorite
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