I feel like I should start this blog post being all “IM SO SORRY!” what with the whole not posting. Only, I’m not all that sorry because I haven’t had anything to write.
Not in the “I’ve fallen into a big dark hole of awfulness” kind of way but in a “I really like my [...]
Written by: Lady B on February 20, 2013.
December was insane. Completely and utterly insane. It went by so fast that I’m a little bit worried I’m in a coma and that all this is a dream and its actually still June 2012 and I’ve been hit by a car because I ran in to traffic to avoid my godawful old job.
The [...]
Written by: Lady B on January 9, 2013.
I’m going to tell you guys my shameful secret.
I’m a TERRIBLE negotiator.
Because I’m nice.
RIGHT?! You’re probably all “Uhm B, 90% of the time you’re filled with rage and general disdain for the human race” and I’m all “YEAH! People make me so angry I want to slap them with frozen river trout! [...]
Written by: Lady B on December 13, 2012.
I am starting to think that I work with a large group of lovely people that were raised by motherfucking wolves. And those wolves were raised by Britney Spears. During the headshaving period. The “shaving her legs in the pool” era.
Maybe I’m crazy, but as a child, were you taught to chew with your [...]
Written by: Lady B on December 10, 2012.
SWEET HOOKERS ALIVE YOURE STILL HERE?!?!
Blah blah blah I’m the worst ever but I love you and I missed you all and I’m sorry I did that thing again where I go away without even leaving you a text message or a post it or a messenger fox.
I sort of really love my [...]
Written by: Lady B on November 19, 2012.
Lady B and her Twitter ranting
- @porterairlines sooo what happens if I miss my flight??? 02:41:21 PM May 21, 2013 from Twitter for iPhone in reply to porterairlines ReplyRetweetFavorite
- @flyporter sooo what happens if I miss my flight?? 02:32:25 PM May 21, 2013 from Twitter for iPhone in reply to flyporter ReplyRetweetFavorite
- @JenbugTweets Im like 24% sure it's a nude of some chicks back. And it's terrifying. 06:25:32 AM May 21, 2013 from Twitter for iPhone in reply to JenbugTweets ReplyRetweetFavorite
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Because that would be wrong.
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And that benefits everyone.
