I know you were all “How will I live through the holiday season without frequent postings from Lady B, regardless of how completely out of character that would be”.
And when that didn’t happen you probably cursed my name and went to read something like OhNoah.com or Mayor Gia or even
Written by: Lady B on January 3, 2012.
I, much like everyone that isn’t some sort of Christmas hoarder, have waited until the last minute to get Christmas gifts.
Which means my brother is probably going to get a half consumed bottle of Lime Vodka for Christmas and I’m giving my dad a card with only “I didn’t get pregnant AGAIN this year [...]
Written by: Lady B on December 20, 2011.
I’ve signed my bosses name in approximately 500 Holiday cards in the past three days. As I churn out the godawful attempts at mimicking my bosses signature, I can’t help but feel an overwhelming need to occasionally write something other than “Wishing you well in the year to come”.
Things like the following
- “Wishing you a [...]
Written by: Lady B on December 14, 2011.
Guys. Have I ever mentioned how much I love December? Because I friggen LOVE DECEMBER. I become I giant child and most people probably want to smother me using my rabbit shaped hat. Which makes me look all kinds of adorable. Don’t judge me.
I love the giant fluffy snow flakes and being a little [...]
Written by: Lady B on December 9, 2011.
You know when you really need to do something and you WANT to get it done but you CANNOT START FOR THE BLOODY LIFE OF YOU?! And the fact that you can’t start cleaning makes you more anxious about the mess and suddenly you’re screaming BUT WHO WILL CLEAN THE CUPS?!?! while sobbing pantsless under [...]
Written by: Lady B on December 2, 2011.
Lady B and her Twitter ranting
- hehehe Burn After Reading about 2 hours ago from web ReplyRetweetFavorite
- @damejennifer I've finally escaped. And yet I find myself wondering "whats happening to the blondes? have they made friends?" about 2 hours ago from web in reply to damejennifer ReplyRetweetFavorite
- WHY? WHY AM I WATCHING LEGALLY BLONDES ON YTV???? MAKE IT STOP??? about 3 hours ago from web ReplyRetweetFavorite
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